Swordfish Reviews
6.12.08
Double Zero Seven
26.8.08
Summer Movie Review
Summer Movie Overview/ General Rant With a Thematic Tie
And so, The Dark Knight, in its haunting imagery and complex psychological tropes, is certainly a smarter movie than Wanted , but in the end, to me, felt like just as much of a cop-out. OK, the fair and balanced TM assessment of The Dark Knight is that Nolan has certainly fashioned a world as brooding, as darkly angular, as Nietzschian as the comic world from which it is spawned—and I applaud him for that, in the same way I acknowledge that if you like your gritty B-movies, than Tarantino’s your guy (but then, why?). There’s something revealing about these movies turning to “graphic arts” for their inspiration. Is the comic book genre the new noir? Well, that was the excuse for Sin City, but the simple fact is, most superhero/ pulp comics are written for teenagers, and truly, there is something sad about some of our best contemporary directors (Nolan, Bryan Singer, Ang Lee) getting wrapped up in their own fanboy geekdome nostalgia.
And it reminds me of an interview I saw with the great Iranian Humanist auteur Abbas Kiarostami, who, in regards to the question of why a Tarantino-led Cannes panel chose the video-game violent Korean flick Oldboy over Kiarostami’s own sober, ruminative The Taste of Cherry, could only offer vague, conciliatory pleasantries as to the “aesthetic differences” of Western filmmakers. Somehow, Oldboy’s post-Tarantino ADHD splatter flick was supposed to symbolize the inner works of man’s soul, the barbarism within us all. Or something. And then you have Kiarostami’s modest little meditation on primal social and spiritual issues, set within a culture that is DEEPLY wounded, that could really teach us about human frailty, but you know what, it’s just a fucking guy driving around the desert wasteland talking to people, WAY TOO FUCKING BORING for us Americans! Christ, there’s not even an eyeball getting pried out of a head, or anything.
5.6.08
The Great Debaters

(dir. Denzel "The original Idris Elba" Washington)
Well, we've had all kinds of sport/ groundbreaker/ race-related feel-good dramas over the past couple years, from Something the Lord Made (first heart surgery, orchestrated by a black doctor- Mos Def's performance almost balancing out that awful Be Kind Rewind shit!), to that overlong Ken Burns --yeah, I know it's a redundancy--doc about Jack Johnson (first black boxing champion {not the stoner folk singer} ), to Glory Road (first black-athlete endorsed basketball sneaker, or something), to that other Denzel flick about the integrated football team (forgot the name, truly not worth imdb'ing), and now, here we are, presented with a historical drama about the first integrated College Debate Team Match. Boy, Hollywood really running out of historical firsts, aren't they?
Now before I tear into this flick, let me first assure the reader that I'm not totally dismissive of the "Based a True Story" genre-- I'm willing to allow some embellishment for the sake of drawing out a historical curiosity into a feature film (A Beautiful Mind, Apollo 13, heck, all of Opie Cunningham's ouvre-- pretty decent entertainment). But stuff like this Debater schlock truly leaves you feeling used-- because Mr. Washington decides to hit every cheap sentimental note he can to just cheesify beyond redemption what is in essence a compelling tale on its own. This is especially disappointing because Denzel's directorial debut, Antowan Fisher , showed a reasonable level of character depth, modesty of storytelling, and dramatic/ emotional restraint, and seemed to indicate that 'Zel had a promising, Robert Redford-Ordinary People/ A River Runs Through it- esque directing career ahead of him (sophisticated melodrama). Sadly, The Great Debaters, although not a terrible film, is a decided step back to Hollywood tripe.
So here's the foundation of the story (of which I'd love to see a documentary): a smalltown Texas black college forms a Debate team under the tutelage of a renowned poet/ professor/ unionist rabblerouser, , goes undefeated against larger, more renowned colleges, builds enough of a reputation to begin competing against white colleges, and ultimately goes toe-to-toe with the revered Harvard Debate Team.

And here's just a sampling of the sugar-coating: a nauseating romance between the composed, idealistic female student and the "bad boy" local who alternately quotes Joyce verbatim and swigs straight whiskey at underground juke joints (brilliant, dangerous, and negro-- take that, Lord Byron!), a bright young scholar in the shadow of his stately minister father, a music-montage of the team running off umpteen victories in a row (complete with flying-newspaper headlines reflecting their rise!), a surprise twist before the big Harvard match that forces one teammate to overcome his limitations, fish-out-of-water moments for our rustic heroes in the bustling streets and swank hotel rooms of Boston, a climactic speech that plays on the "foreshadowing" of what we've seen in the past hour and half... you get the point.
So all in all, some decent performances aside (the young stud who plays the rebel-scholar has a bright future transitioning into street dancing-gang movies, I'm sure), and a handful of literary references (Langston Hughes, H.D Thoreau) for the English majors, I rate the movie at 3 stars for story potential, 1 for execution, and thus:

3.6.08
Dan In Real Life
This movie is about a father (Steve Carell), raising his three daughters on his own, who goes to a three-day family reunion and falls for his brother's girlfriend (Juliette Binoche).Here is a guide to which scenes to fast forward through:
--Dan and Marie's pavilion talk after meeting in the bookstore
--The family football game
--The family talent show
--The bowling alley
If you end up fast forwarding through the majority of the movie, I would recommend at least watching these scenes:
--Dan dancing at the bar
--Dan playing guitar
--Marie leading the family in samba aerobics
--Dan's daughter sharing her art project with him
--Dan receiving his second ticket (the scene that was played in the trailers)
Skipping the movie all together is also a good option.
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